Episode 1000633922030

8:41 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

8:43 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

8:48 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Listener discretion is advised.

8:55 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

8:58 Voiceover This is Loveline.

9:09 Drew 91, isn't it?

9:11 Yeah, maybe 89, 89.

9:13 Adam Yeah. Phone number, everybody.

9:17 Drew This is rocking out.

9:18 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. I'm Adam Carolla.

9:20 Adam That's Dr. Drew.

9:21 Phone number, already gave that. Dr. Ford for Certified Physician Dixman Specialist.

9:26 Adam All right, here's the whole thing. We have John Cho and Kal Penn in here tonight from Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. I'm going to talk all about that movie. We gotta do a quick apology here because we got in trouble today, Drew. We? I got in trouble today. And my apologies are always horrible. So I'm gonna try to pull something together. Okay, but I'm gonna try to be sincere. Will you help me?

9:54 Drew Okay.

9:54 Adam Here's what happened last night. We were talking, I was talking about the great civil rights activist Rosa Parks.

10:03 Drew You were talking about, but he was talking about in the context of, as I recall, civil disobedience, doing things that you are right in spite of, yes.

10:10 Adam I was using her as an example of an American who stood up against the law, a brave and noble person to do what was right.

10:21 Drew Yes, you brought her up in the context of telling other people to do things like that.

10:24 Adam I was in the midst of a fervent, heated, heated diatribe about her standing up to the man when our guest yelled something out.

10:38 Drew Alex Borstein.

10:39 Adam Yes, that was obscene and I.

10:43 Drew He kind of incorporated you.

10:44 Adam In like a retarded mad lib.

10:46 Drew Right.

10:46 Adam Wove it in to Rosa Parks. And for that I apologize.

10:53 Drew Ashamed?

10:54 Adam Yes, I am ashamed. Yes, because I do think she's a great woman and that's the context in which I brought her up.

11:00 Drew And you did not mean it to.

11:01 Adam Did not mean to offend any fans of hers or her family.

11:05 Drew Or race.

11:06 Adam Or race, I am a fan of her and her work. I'm a fan.

11:10 Drew You apologize.

11:11 Adam Yes, I do.

11:11 Drew Sincerely.

11:12 Adam Thank you.

11:12 Drew Genuinely.

11:13 Adam All right.

11:13 Drew And I will pile on and just say.

11:16 Adam Thank you Drew.

11:17 Drew That I did not come to your aid and try to edit you.

11:20 Adam You should have stopped me.

11:21 Drew I apologize too for committing.

11:23 Adam That's very true. Now Anderson yelled the red arrows in my ear halfway into that.

11:29 Drew That's what you were yelling about was people needed to go through the red arrows the way Rosa Parks stood up to the man.

11:34 Adam That's right.

11:35 Some rules were meant to be broken.

11:36 Adam That's right. Rules were meant to be broken. She was brave enough to break them back in 1960, whatever.

11:42 Drew I do remember at the moment though, that thinking how did what Alex just said get woven into that? It came out like some sort of Tourette's.

11:48 Adam It was a mad lid.

11:49 Drew It was weird.

11:50 Adam All right.

11:50 Drew It didn't have any contextual relationship.

11:53 Adam Let's move on with the happy years. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, by the way. It sounds like a bizarre idea for a film. I saw that Ebert and- No, not, oh yeah, Roper, yeah. I can't, you know, what's his name? Siskel died. It's been going on 35 years now. And I still can't quite get it right. I always hesitate. I always hiccup. And then once I've decided that I'm gonna hiccup now every time I say it, now it's a done deal.

12:28 Guest The order changed, too. It used to be Siskel and Ebert, now it's Ebert and Roper.

12:33 Adam That's what's-

12:34 Guest So the rhythm's all off.

12:35 Adam That's what it is.

12:36 Guest Your groove's off.

12:37 Adam Anyone who knows me knows that groove and rhythm is what I'm about. Because when I'm not listening to House, I'm listening to Tech. I'm usually axing out of my mind. All right, anyone got some Vicks or anything that could cut under my nose? Two big thumbs up.

12:56 Guest Yeah, that was insane.

12:58 Adam That was nice, right?

12:59 Guest Did you see that?

12:59 Adam That was last week.

13:00 Guest Yeah, it was insane. We have a movie that's been advertised as a stoner movie and a stupid movie and we are proudly that. But it's a-

13:11 Guest In addition-

13:11 Guest Yeah, we're proud to be able to say, you know what, we're clever on occasion in the movie and we got a couple of big fat thumbs up from those guys.

13:21 Adam Yeah, and it's not, this isn't, it's not the kind of movie that they would normally, they give the big thumbs up to anything with the subtitles or the guys with the clubbed feet or, this is 14 year old Hitler who's struggling with the sexuality and John Cusack plays his professor. It's okay, all right, all right, I never wanna see it. And then it's thumbs down to all the junk I don't wanna see.

13:49 Guest We were pleasantly surprised.

13:52 Adam And you had no idea beforehand until you saw the show last week.

13:56 Guest Oh, we got word two days before.

14:00 Guest We heard Deeper than Roper, we really liked it.

14:03 Adam Wow, yeah, they said it was hysterical and, oh, you guys did Kimmel tonight, right?

14:08 Guest Yeah, yeah.

14:09 Adam How'd that go?

14:10 Guest Awesome, man.

14:10 Guest It was a disaster. It was a disaster.

14:12 Adam It can be difficult.

14:13 Drew Like that green room.

14:14 Guest That green room was insane.

14:15 Guest The green room was good. Did you do shots, John? Yeah, no, no, no, no.

14:20 Guest Me neither.

14:20 Guest Did a glass of chardonnay in there. So I'm a woman, so what?

14:24 Adam Yeah, you lose, no, look, I like the booze. I like the wine myself.

14:28 Guest Okay, is that a crime?

14:30 Adam Does it make us gay? No.

14:31 Guest A little bit.

14:32 Adam Coincidentally, well, we are gay. Coincidentally.

14:34 Guest The love of penis makes us gay.

14:36 Guest When you put it up each other's asses.

14:37 Adam It is the constant snotting. Easy, Cal.

14:43 Guest Sorry.

14:43 Adam All right, now, where's everyone from? John, you're a Korean?

14:47 Guest That's what my parents tell me. I was born in Korea, did most of my grown up in the Los Angeles area. In Glendale. Yeah, in Glendale.

14:56 Adam Glendale, oh yeah. Serious melting pot going over there in Glendale.

15:00 Guest Yeah, and we've got the Armenians, we've got the Koreans.

15:02 Adam Oh, yes, you've got the Armenians.

15:03 Drew You've got the System of the Down guys living there.

15:05 Adam Yeah, yeah.

15:06 Guest Word up. Those guys are awesome.

15:08 Adam And Cal.

15:09 Drew John paged me today out of the blue, I was with Pages.

15:10 Adam Hold on a second, John from System of the Down? What do you want?

15:13 Drew I don't know, I got his voicemail. I was like, I can't, I can't.

15:15 Adam Well, call him back.

15:16 Drew I did.

15:17 Adam What'd he say?

15:18 Drew I didn't get him, I got his voicemail.

15:20 Adam Oh, okay. Cal?

15:21 Guest Yeah, I'm from New Jersey.

15:23 Adam What's your ethnicity?

15:24 Guest Oh, East Indian.

15:26 Adam How's that going?

15:27 Guest It's going well, it's going well. I enjoy it.

15:30 Adam What do you think all this outsourcing stuff?

15:33 Guest I'm not a fan of the outsourcing for two reasons. I'll tell you why. I think it takes jobs away from working class people here. And over there, they're really getting away with paying people very little with no health care and no insurance. So to me, it's kind of a no-insertial.

15:49 Drew Coming from America over there.

15:50 Adam Yeah, well, it's the man.

15:52 Drew Now we had a famous East Indian snafu on this show. I wonder how...

15:56 Guest What happened?

15:56 Adam We did.

15:57 Drew Remember when...

16:00 Adam Oh, well, when What's-His-Name from What's-Their-Noses? We're in here.

16:04 Guest What happened? What'd you do?

16:05 Adam Not true.

16:07 Drew No doubt.

16:07 Adam I already offered you.

16:08 Drew Yeah, but you don't have to even bring up the specific, but it was just...

16:13 Adam Well, no doubt was on this show some years back. I ended up putting a curse on them and then 45 million records later. This curse is still going strong.

16:25 Guest Please put a curse on us, brother.

16:26 Adam It was 10 years ago. I was like, well, I'll never hear from them again. That's the end of that. So long, flash in the pan.

16:35 I hope you're fine and long.

16:36 Guest You're just a girl, right? Yeah, whatever.

16:37 Adam Yeah, whatever. Yeah, I'm gonna need you to throw a coat of carnauba wax on my back on the way out, would you, buddy? Yeah, that was great. What happened was is Gwen was talking about a guy she dated who was, we were talking about ethnicities and dating and interracial dating and that kind of stuff. And Gwen, when the whole band was in here was saying, I dated a guy who was a different nationality one time, he was very casual, I don't know what nationality was. I didn't know the guy was sitting next to her, you know what I mean? You don't do that, you point at the guy. You gotta give a heads up. And let me just say this too, just in general, people need to give a heads up to their religion, to their race, if they got like a black wife at home or something, because I could immediately start offending people immediately. I'll start throwing around slurs, I'll start making fun of the Jews, it'll turn into a mess in a hurry.

17:36 Drew People have to tell you whether they're gay, especially.

17:38 Adam I gotta know if you're gay, I gotta know if you're married to a different ethnicity that you're not, because I'll suss you out and stay away from you, but if you've got another weird race at home, I might be making fun of you.

17:49 Drew The only reason he needs to know is he's got like a Tourette and he's really gonna lean on you when he finds out what the actual weakness is, because he sees it.

17:55 Adam Right, so yeah, but we should know. We should know if you're gay and we should also know if somebody in your family's retarded, for instance, because that's another problem area we could get into.

18:08 Drew Wow, you might.

18:08 Adam You should give a heads up on a few things. I mean, if you have those problems. Sure, yeah. Now, you have your own race waiting at home and everyone's healthy, no one's gay, everything's fine, and we're cool, I'll just speak freely. But just a little warning, a little heads up. You know what it is, Drew, you know when houses have animals and they have a sticker in the window so the fire department beware, I'm gonna need to see like a yarmulke and like the gay flag, you know, just something that represents. You have little tags on your things so I can suss you up. Let's see, what do you got there? Nothing about, oh, there's no K. Big red A. No, no American Indian, don't see the tomahawk. Oh, those people, boy, when they're not drinking, they're gambling, you know. What I'm saying is, is I look and size up.

18:54 Drew That's what I'm saying. So anyway, you got taken in, you got reeled in big time. Yeah, you got reeled in.

18:58 Guest That's gentlemanly, you know what I mean?

19:00 Adam I do think so.

19:01 Drew The payoff of the story is as follows though.

19:03 Adam So she said, Gwen said, well, the guy I dated was Indian. And I said, woo woo woo, Indian or 7-Eleven Indian? And yeah. Oh wow. That's what I thought.

19:16 Guest I said, that's a mistake. Yeah. But did you realize that he was Indian?

19:19 Adam No, no. I didn't know what he was.

19:22 Guest Yeah. I didn't know what he was.

19:24 Adam Again, if he'd been wearing the button-

19:26 Guest Right, I'm sorry that I didn't bring the turban and the picture of Gandhi for the wall.

19:30 Adam Would have been nice, yeah.

19:31 Guest But what did-

19:31 Adam Turban would have done it, by the way.

19:33 Guest Yeah, would have sealed it out. What did he say? What was the reaction?

19:35 Adam Turban with the picture of David Gandhi.

19:38 Guest Embedded within it.

19:39 Adam He was PO'd, and so was she. That was the reaction.

19:43 Yeah, they were PO'd.

19:44 Drew Yeah. Oh, I wanted to ask, why is that such a strong reaction? Because it really had a strong reaction.

19:48 Adam The 7-Eleven one?

19:49 Guest I think it's the same with the recent, the new one is Dot or Feather. Oh, really? Yeah, I think it's because, you wanna write that down? I think it's because it's sort of reducing everything to a profession or to a racial signifier, to a physical signifier, so it just kind of bothers.

20:08 Adam So it's offensive.

20:09 Drew But it doesn't bother the North American Indians so much.

20:11 Guest There's none of them left.

20:13 Adam Yeah, we killed them all, remember that? Only the spirits cause acid rain.

20:18 Drew Well, we haven't had a visit from our friend, Chief Running Bear in a long time.

20:24 Adam Well, maybe we will later on in the show. And let's see, John, yes, John, you okay? Any Korean problems, everything cool? I know, who are we not doing good with? South Korea or North Korea? North Korea. Yeah, not everything okay?

20:41 Guest Yeah, I think we're good so far.

20:44 Adam What about the leader of North Korea with the Grecian formula and the Swifty Lazar goggles on there who likes Denim? Yeah.

20:55 Guest I want to get a picture with him though.

20:56 Guest He likes Denim a lot.

20:57 Adam It would be, he has a great big, you know what he looks like basically? He looks like a gay Hollywood realtor. You know what I mean? Just crazy black hair, huge framed glasses, sort of a snappy dresser, little overweight, but not too much. Perfect look. Kim, see Kim? Yeah, good people. All right, so Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. I have never had a White Castle burger by the way.

21:25 Guest Oh, well let me explain them to you.

21:26 Adam Please.

21:28 Guest White Castle is a burger chain in the Midwest and the East Coast of this country. They have very small burgers.

21:36 Right.

21:36 Guest That's their thing. You buy them by the dozen. And they're morsel-sized.

21:41 Right.

21:42 Guest And you go there typically when you're drunk or stoned.

21:45 Guest It's only, you know, I grew up in New Jersey and I'm gonna interject. It's only ever crowded after one in the morning.

21:50 Adam Right.

21:50 Guest So it's very, it's-

21:52 Adam It's because people are drunk and stoned at that time. But it's also because they're open at that hour too, right? Right.

21:58 Guest There you go. And we're moving away from the big SUV-sized burgers. The Carl's Jr. has the 74-pound burger. And we're going towards-

22:07 Adam It's a hybrid.

22:08 Guest The morsel-sized burger.

22:10 Drew Bite-sized burger.

22:11 Adam But you end up eating 28 of-

22:13 Drew But could you get a lot of different varieties?

22:16 Guest They have, no, they do have a jalapeno cheeseburger.

22:19 Guest They also have deep-fried clam strips now. Clam strips.

22:22 Adam Clam strips.

22:23 Guest Clam strips.

22:24 Adam Yeah, it sounds like a little hipsy waitin to happen. And we don't, now here's the whole thing now. What do you guys think of this? What do you guys think of this idea? Because I work with a whole bunch of a-holes from all over this country. These guys, don't get me wrong, I don't just hate people from other lands. I don't like a lot of our own countrymen here. I work with a lot of guys from Philly and a lot of guys from Boston, tons of guys from Boston, Chicago, New York, whatever. Everyone touts the virtues of their sandwiches. Oh, Pittsburgh, the Pimanti sandwich. You gotta have the Pimantis. They put the French fries in the coleslaw. And then everyone's talking about the White Castle, everyone's talking about their own place. I had this place called like Hometown, Home Court, or something, just a mall with every one of these places represented. You got your White Castle, you got your In-N-Out Burger, you got your Pimantis, you got everything. You got your Philly Cheese, you got your specific chain. It's gotta be a chain. It's gotta be a chain like White Castle. Like people out here would wanna eat a White Castle, and I bet people in New Jersey wouldn't mind eating an In-N-Out Burger.

23:29 Guest See what I'm saying?

23:30 Adam This is just a chain.

23:31 Guest It's just a chain.

23:32 Adam And when people come to town or whatever, everyone takes your people up there, and you finally settle. Who makes a Battle Burger? Is it the White Castle? Is it the In-N-Out?

23:42 Guest I can't figure out whether this is good for peace or bad for peace.

23:44 Adam This is good.

23:45 Guest It is good.

23:46 Guest You're saying there's like a standoff.

23:49 Adam This is communal. This is truly a melting pot.

23:54 Guest So it's a place of love. It is.

23:56 Adam It's actually shaped like a pot. We actually crawl into it, and we all get so fat we can't get out. The ladle leaves every 20 minutes, three times an hour if you want to lick you. Yeah, if you miss the last ladle, you gotta wait 20 minutes.

24:12 Guest You're a freaking visionary, bro.

24:14 Adam Thank you. All right, let's get some calls. Hey, the movie opening-

24:17 Guest Trouble to people.

24:18 Adam This Friday, by the way.

24:20 Guest Tomorrow?

24:21 Drew Is that tomorrow?

24:22 Adam Drew's got a book coming out tomorrow.

24:23 Guest Oh, nice. Good day for us tomorrow.

24:25 Adam The movie opens tomorrow. Drew's book, Drew, really?

24:29 Drew When painkillers become dangerous.

24:30 Adam That's gonna be good.

24:31 Drew It's a thriller.

24:32 Adam Drew, what do you think it's ranking on-

24:35 Drew Amazon?

24:37 Adam I mean, how many digits? Nine?

24:39 Drew No, no, it'll have four at its peak.

24:42 Adam What is this system? I mean, how many digits, what number will it be on the Amazon? Well in the thousands.

24:47 Drew My other one made it all the way to 20.

24:49 Adam 20? Yeah. Not bad. Drew's When Painkillers Attack. What is it? That's a Fox special, right?

24:55 Drew When painkillers become dangerous.

24:57 Adam Look for that. Jennifer? You're 17? What's happening?

25:08 Caller I'm not taking the pill yet, but I'm about to this Sunday, and I don't know what's better, the patch or the pill? Cause I heard about side effects.

25:16 Drew They're the same.

25:16 Guest The patch is for smoking though.

25:18 Drew No, no, there's a birth control patch too. No, the patch or the pill are exactly the same. They're the same side effect. They're virtually the same medication. It's just the patch. You don't have to remember to take a pill every day. You have to remember to change a patch every month. They're the same. Well, same thing.

25:34 Adam Yeah, one of them, yeah. And, but if you're gonna forget to take the pill, put on the patch.

25:38 Drew Use the patch, that's right.

25:39 Caller Okay, I have one other question.

25:41 Adam Yeah, hold on. Dr. Ben, the gynecologist was in here talking about one having more estrogen than the other and one man drying you up a little more than the other, perhaps maybe it was the patch that was lacking a little estrogen. I can't remember. Oh no, you know what it was?

25:56 Drew It was the shot.

25:56 Adam Maybe it was the shot.

25:57 Drew Oh yeah, the shot was drying up.

25:58 Adam The shot.

25:59 Drew The shot's all over the testosterone.

26:00 Guest Dr. Who, because let's face it, the other doctors that come in here, they're shams.

26:05 Drew I love this John Cho guy.

26:07 Guest They leave veneered imposters.

26:12 Drew Can you feel the intelligence of this young man? Berkeley graduate, I tell you, Berkeley.

26:16 Guest Dale Berkeley, yeah, there.

26:18 Adam And let's face it, now let me kiss a little racial ass for a second. Let's face it.

26:22 Guest Here it comes.

26:22 Adam You guys ready?

26:23 Guest It's long overdue.

26:24 Guest Here it comes.

26:24 Guest It's long overdue.

26:26 Adam No, the Koreans and the Eastern Indians much smarter than the round eyes. Let's face it. They're just, they're on the ball. Half of them are doctors. They work, they got a harder work ethic than we do. They're just smart. They're just smarter than we are. Now, we have more junk than they do. So I don't know how that works out. But they're smarter than we are. Let's face it.

26:50 Guest So Adam's been in locker rooms across the country.

26:52 Guest No, I don't mean junk.

26:54 Adam No, no, not that kind of junk. Not that kind of junk. I mean, we make what little brains we have go further somehow. We're able to harness our small brain power and convert it into bigger cars and larger houses. I don't know how that works. But you guys are smarter.

27:07 Guest I'm gonna get in trouble from Indian people for saying this. But I don't think we're smarter as a whole. Let me tell you why.

27:14 Adam Why?

27:14 Guest I think people, you know.

27:15 Drew Within India, there's all this kind of divisiveness. By the Pakistan border, there's all this stuff.

27:20 Guest And immigration trends in the US, post 65, there was something called the Asian Exclusion Act that was lifted to fill a labor shortage in medicine, engineering, et cetera.

27:28 Adam Oh really?

27:29 Guest So that's why there's the perception that Indian people are smarter because they were only allowed to come if they were filling a labor shortage.

27:35 Adam We skimmed the cream off the top of the Indian arrow.

27:38 Guest That's the same with the Korean people, I think. In the 80s, the easiest piece is to get.

27:42 Drew The Koreans are just smarter.

27:43 Adam Let him finish, Drew. I think it's demeaning his culture.

27:46 Guest And taut and muscular, no, the Koreans, the easiest visa to get was the student visa. So, you know, so you got a lot of post-graduate people coming over here and their children were encouraged to.

27:59 Drew But that's good, that's a good thing.

28:00 Guest That's a good thing, but what I'm saying is we're getting like kind of an upper class Koreans over here.

28:03 Adam It creates a false illusion. It's why we think black men have bigger penises, I argue, that they won't, only black penis we ever see is in porn and they're not gonna let a black guy with a small pecker in porn. So all we see is the big ones. Think about that. It's the same with the Dr. Indian thing, but it's a little twist.

28:21 Drew So much for the apology you offered.

28:23 Guest Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:24 Adam No, that's not saying anything bad.

28:27 Drew No, it's all good.

28:28 Adam All right, where are we going here, Drew?

28:30 Drew Line five.

28:30 Guest Where the hell are we going, people?

28:31 Adam Let's go, everybody.

28:32 Drew Break it down.

28:33 Caller Brittany. Hey, how's it going? You're 17?

28:36 Huh?

28:37 Adam You're 17. Yeah. What's happening?

28:40 Caller Okay, so I was with this girl for six months and things were really, really great, but prior to me, she was with the same guy for three years. True, please.

28:50 Adam Yes.

28:50 Caller And we broke up because she was cheating on me with him. And so we're trying to be friends, but it's really hard only because someday she's totally stuck up in cold towards me and that's usually the day she's hanging around her ex.

29:06 Drew You're a lesbian.

29:07 Caller Yeah.

29:08 Adam Drew, please, yes. We heard you.

29:10 Caller Yes, I'm sorry.

29:11 Caller And then the next day she'll totally be all over me and want to be hooking up and all. And it's really confusing because-

29:17 Drew You know, I saw about a half hour of Monster tonight. It's about a lesbian relationship.

29:21 Adam Oh, the movie, yeah.

29:22 Drew Yeah, and Man was that accurate. One of the few films that has a lot of heavy interpersals over it was so accurate.

29:30 Adam Well, what was? Well, obviously this friend of yours is a chaotic person, right?

29:35 Drew She's got a history of something and she's acting out the chaos with you. I think the unfortunate reality is you have to distance yourself from her.

29:43 Adam Yeah, unless you want to do that dance. I mean, if you're chaotic, it's like a moth drawn to the flame. You can't help but do that chaos dance. Is that you? I mean, do you want to live that sort of yo-yoing life?

29:57 Caller Well, no, just the thing is she's 18 and she has a kid and I'm really attached to her kid.

30:02 Drew So much to bet. You're attached to the kid, fantastic. How long have you been, you know the child?

30:05 Caller Since February.

30:09 Adam Yeah, all right. And you're 17, I mean, you're a kid yourself.

30:13 Drew How old is the child?

30:15 Adam 43.

30:16 Caller It's just like, I don't know what to use.

30:18 Adam What do you think, Drew?

30:19 Caller The best way to get over her is 19.

30:20 Drew Would you remember any of this?

30:21 Adam Yeah, he's not my, how old is the kid?

30:23 Caller The kid, he turned one today and I wasn't allowed to the birthday party because the dad was there.

30:28 Drew Stay away from this child.

30:29 Adam That's enough.

30:30 Drew It's better you stay away.

30:31 Guest It's not cool for the kid, right?

30:33 Drew Not cool at all.

30:34 Adam Yeah. Hey, Brittany, I'm not sure what's going on with you either. You sound like you had a little chaos in your blood too, but how about you don't get pregnant, stay away from the chaotic.

30:45 Caller Well, no thanks to you guys, but guys absolutely do nothing to me. Excellent.

30:49 Adam Good, that's good.

30:50 Drew That's the good news.

30:51 Caller I don't think I'm gonna be getting pregnant if I'm saying, you know.

30:53 Drew I'm your lesbian.

30:54 Caller Yeah.

30:55 Adam You never know though. Just stay with the chicks. And Drew, we heard you the first three times, please. Please, really, it's like he's in love with that word.

31:03 Guest The first one really was Drew.

31:05 It was not.

31:08 Adam Brittany.

31:09 Drew You Mormon.

31:10 Adam I say good times, stay in school, find Jesus Christ. Do you have a novelty lesbian interest that we could make fun of, like black powder rifles or something? It's always funny when a lesbian is into something that's really good. Nothing good?

31:26 Drew No. Here's the thing about lesbian relationships, so they're very intense. Women have a real difficult time letting go once they've been intimate with another woman and genuinely close. Very painful for them to let go.

31:39 Guest I've seen that.

31:40 Adam I've been to a bunch of bachelor parties where the chicks were going at it pretty good. They just got in separate cars and drove the other way.

31:47 Guest Your experience is different.

31:48 Drew Yeah, it's different. That's simulated lesbian life.

31:52 Adam I had seen like, you know.

31:53 Drew For the male enjoyment as opposed for the reality.

31:58 Guest They were smiling.

32:00 Adam The one, I mean, they were so into it. The one was like a drunk, dumping, like a wine cooler, it was dripping down on her and the other was drinking off her purse, you know? I mean, obviously they were in love, right? Wine cooler. You wouldn't be doing that in front of 25 guys unless you're really, really into it, right?

32:17 Drew They must be sort of, they didn't notice those guys and what they were doing.

32:20 Adam Yeah, that's what I mean. They say love is blind. Also, it has no peripheral vision either. You can't see these guys that are around you.

32:26 Drew It's blind, completely blind.

32:27 Adam Yeah, you're like, ow, keep getting pelted by 20s. Where are those coming from?

32:34 Guest 20s, wow, that's a great bachelor party.

32:36 Adam Yeah, oh yeah.

32:37 Guest Pelted by 20s.

32:39 Adam I've really, I've come to the conclusion that since somebody decided that 20s was the denomination that was gonna come out of ATMs, everything has become $20. Tips when you get the car to the airport, the lap dance is 20 bucks, everything's gonna become $20 soon. Candy bars, $20, haircuts, everything be 20.

32:57 Guest That's my design, brother.

32:59 Adam That's what, no, yeah. The man. No, that's what I'm talking about.

33:01 Guest They've got $5 and $10 bills. Did you know that?

33:03 Adam No, they make them. I thought they got rid of them.

33:05 Guest They make them. They make them, but they don't give them out of the machines.

33:08 Adam That's right, and if they would start, if they spit nickels out of that, a lap dance would be a nickel.

33:14 Guest And God help us if somebody would give you change for a frickin 20.

33:17 Adam That's right, and it's right, and oh boy, you frowned upon, you had a guy 20, went a little off bat.

33:22 Guest Oh, oh.

33:23 Adam Oh no, slap in the face. No, this has become the common denomination now because it's what's come out of ATMs. I swear if it was 10 bucks, lap dances would be a 10 bucks, and if some guy gave you a town car to the airport and you gave him a 10, he'd be perfectly happy. When I'm in charge, only 10, no, $7.50 bills will come out of the ATF. You bank on it, take that to the bank. All right, we gotta take a break.

33:46 Drew Help is on the way.

33:47 Adam John and Kal, both here tonight from Herald and Kumar go to White Castle out tomorrow, along with Dr. Drew's book, everybody. Yeah, same crowd, by the way, gonna see it, same group.

33:58 Drew Well, in reality, they could be benefited from my book.

34:01 Adam Yeah, when Benadryl attacks.

34:04 Guest I think they should take Painkiller, see our movie, and then read the book.

34:07 Guest That's right, smart.

34:08 Drew Just leave for the narrative book.

34:10 Guest Nice.

34:10 Adam We'll take a quick break, we'll be right back.

34:26 Guest Hey everybody, it's Love Line and Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Kal Penn, John Cho, here tonight from Harold and Kumar. Goes to White Castle.

34:37 Adam Opens tomorrow everywhere. And by the way, this is the way I think you need to do a movie. And in that, in that, you don't hear much about it until it's ready to come out, which I'd heard of the title, and I'd heard it kicked about a little bit, but I wasn't seeing posters everywhere. There's some movies, you start seeing posters and bus stop billboards and stuff. Seems like four or five months. And then when it does come out, in your mind, it's been out for two months and it's coming out, you think it's coming out on DVD when it's actually finally getting to the theaters because you've been seeing the goddamn posters for four months. It's nice just to sort of peek at the right time. You know what it's like? It's like a baseball team playing 500 ball all season. And then the last month everyone starts hitting and you make that run toward the pennant. That's what Harold and Kumar go to Whitecaps for the pennant.

35:31 Guest That's right. It's an insecurity that these lesser films have needing to publicize for five months. Spider-Man 2, Titanic, other films like the Star Wars.

35:42 Guest The Phantom Menace.

35:43 Adam There's certain movies like the new, I don't know, Knights of the Round Table, whatever movie that just sort of came and went. It was like, is King Arthur, was it out? I remember we passed a poster, me and a guy the other day and said, did that movie come out? Did it come, did it go? And by the way, when your movie's gone, take the poster down. It's very confusing for me. Sometimes the poster stays up for four months and you're like, I don't see that. And it's like, that's gone. That movie hasn't been in theaters for four months.

36:12 Guest There's an American Pie poster, American Wedding poster still up on Santa Monica Boulevard.

36:16 Guest Seriously?

36:17 Guest Yeah, it's totally yellowed.

36:20 Adam It's just, I think if nobody else buys that piece of advertising space, the last one just sits there. They're not gonna go up there and paint it white. All right, so this movie comes out tomorrow and Drew's book comes out tomorrow.

36:35 Guest I'm gonna kill you, Drew.

36:37 Drew I know, no doubt.

36:38 Adam People lining up at the Barnes and Noble already.

36:40 Drew I was at a bathroom, I was at a urinal tonight and about earlier this afternoon, I thought, man, these guys are gonna make it. When I noticed they had their poster right there, when you stand and look at the wall.

36:50 Guest That wasn't a poster, that was us.

36:51 Guest Those, us, that was us.

36:52 Drew We were standing there looking, cut out behind the wall. You were standing there looking.

36:55 Adam They actually stood behind the urinal. They actually stunned themselves into a plumbing wall.

37:00 Guest Did you notice the eyeballs moved?

37:02 Guest Like this, like this.

37:03 Guest That's good radio, Cal.

37:04 Guest Yeah, I know. I know, nobody knew what I was doing.

37:07 Adam I do miss the cut out the eyes in the picture gag, though, where they follow the person across the room. Leah? You're 16? What's up?

37:19 Caller I just started taking OrthoEvra, the patch, or using it, like two weeks ago, and I started my period, like, the very next day, and it's been going on for nine days, and usually it's only four.

37:36 Drew Yeah, that's not your period. That's basically just on mid-cycle bleeding from the pill. So, you gotta call your doctor about that. You can have bleeding all month long when you're on the pill. That's not, probably not your period.

37:45 Adam Let me tell you something about women. They don't need a holiday or an excuse or a weekend.

37:49 Drew Any days of period.

37:49 Adam Every day's period day. They could just constantly bleed. It could just be just a constant torrent of blood coming out of the vagina and it's all fine every day.

37:59 Drew This is probably not your period. It's just bleeding, which occurs mid-cycle from these kinds of hormonal contraceptives. You don't get what I'm saying, right?

38:09 Kind of, I guess I just have to go to my doctor's.

38:13 Adam Here's the thing, you've disappointed her because she decided what was wrong with her going in and you told her it was something else. She didn't want to hear anything about it.

38:21 Drew When you take a bunch of estrogen, it can make the lining of the uterus unstable and the top can slough off and bleed.

38:28 Guest That's right. Happened to me in high school way more than once.

38:32 Adam Kid put a bunch of estrogen in my southbury steak and I started sloughing off. Weird.

38:38 Guest Yeah.

38:38 Guest Your vagina fell out, right?

38:40 Adam Well, not the outside part, that still works. So the guys on the football team were still pretty popular.

38:46 Drew Prolapsed vaginas actually happen.

38:49 Adam What happened? Prolapsed vaginas.

38:51 Guest Are you serious?

38:51 Adam They fall out? No. Really?

38:54 Guest And you pop it back in or what do you?

38:55 Drew You can put a pessary in there and hold it back up there. Usually you have to have some sort of surgical thing.

38:58 Adam I think we had to do that with one of the strippers at the bachelor party once.

39:01 Drew And push the vagina back inside?

39:03 Guest Yeah.

39:04 Guest The happy wine cooler.

39:06 Guest Awesome.

39:07 Drew The ligaments hold the uterus out. It could become lax and the whole uterus could come peeking down through there.

39:11 Adam Eventually, it'll just turn inside out.

39:13 Guest What is this called?

39:14 Adam Prolapse.

39:15 Drew Uterine or vaginal prolapse.

39:16 Guest Vaginal prolapse.

39:18 Guest Kal is actually writing this down.

39:20 Adam Is that like the same prolapse as the mitral valve?

39:23 Drew Prolapse means it's going backwards the wrong direction.

39:25 Guest Uh-huh. All right.

39:28 Adam Did it ever happen to guys have any version of that? Rectal prolapse. Give her like a whizz out your liver or anything?

39:32 Guest Rectal prolapse?

39:34 Adam Wow, I was in that band. That'd be a good band. Rectal prolapse.

39:39 Guest So it's possible as a woman to have both rectal and vaginal prolapse.

39:42 Drew It is true. And that's not all that uncommon. And that's what kills me. The people are having anal sex. They don't understand what can go wrong. They're never gonna get old. 75 with a nice little prolapse.

39:54 Adam One minute you're wearing your boyfriend's anus on you like a promise ring. You know what I'm saying?

40:01 Drew That's what I'm saying.

40:02 Adam Yeah. And to both you gotta go to the hospital because you're wearing his prolapsed anus and you have to maintain your erection otherwise it'll fall off and get dirty. Yet you've never been more turned off.

40:14 Guest Do you know what I'm saying?

40:16 Guest What a quandary. That's my God.

40:19 Adam So imagine it's carnage all around you. Yet if you lose your erection, his penis, his anus will fall off under the filthy.

40:27 Guest It's like a game myth of Sisyphus.

40:29 Adam Yeah, and it will fall off under that filthy sawdust floor because when the gays have sex, they usually do it in a bar setting. I said the gays.

40:37 Drew I'm imagining a new episode of The Ring.

40:41 Adam Yeah, keep it going.

40:45 Guest I love the sawdust floor.

40:47 Drew The anus doesn't matter. Rectal prolapse is out of the anus.

40:51 Guest That's the cover band, anal prolapse.

40:52 Adam Anal prolapse. Well, they're not cover band, they're a tribute band. Let's get it straight, Ben, you know. I love it, the guy gets up there and he goes, hi, we are, we are, well, no, wait, what is it? Rectal prolapse. We are rectal, no, wait, what is the first thing? Yeah, anal. No, we're rectal prolapse, we're a tribute band. We do not claim to be anal prolapse. We merely cover their songs and we're fans, just like you are, of the AP. All right, Ben?

41:27 Yes?

41:28 Adam You're 19?

41:29 Caller Yes, I am.

41:30 Adam Yeah. This is a tribute radio show, by the way. We're not the actual Loveline.

41:35 Caller Oh, really? What's up, Ben?

41:38 Adam What's happening, buddy?

41:39 Caller Not a whole lot. I'm just, I had sex with a girl about a month ago for the first time. And all my friends think it's really cool and everything, but I was having sex with her for like two hours and I didn't use a condom and didn't get off on it.

41:59 Drew Didn't ejaculate.

42:00 Caller Yeah, exactly.

42:01 Drew It's extremely common for first outing young male to have some kind of sexual dysfunction. Yeah. Either the turtle action where the penis doesn't want to come out and play, or loss of erection, or difficulty orgasm. Or too soon. That's probably the most common.

42:17 Adam Well, doesn't almost everything need to be broken in? A new car, a baseball mitt, a new set of testes. Almost everything needs a little oil, needs a little work, right at the top.

42:33 Drew Yeah, nothing happens.

42:34 Adam Nothing works right at the beginning.

42:36 Caller It took me about a week and a half to start jacking off again, and you know, it wasn't the same. I mean, it...

42:47 Drew Ben, you're all freaked out.

42:48 Adam This could be bogus. I think it's a bogus call.

42:53 Drew I agree with you.

42:54 Caller Bogus call?

42:54 Guest Ooh, that's a big red flag?

42:58 Adam Uh-huh. Who, me?

43:01 Caller No, no, I'm serious. What happened to me was like a month ago and I'm just... I've been freaked out about it.

43:07 Drew I just think he's totally freaked out. I get it. I just completely, totally freaked out for no good reason.

43:12 Adam What girl was this?

43:15 Caller I don't know. I got tested like a week ago. I got the results back today and I'm normal, of course. I don't have anything, but...

43:23 Adam Where'd you meet the girl?

43:25 Caller I've known her most of my life.

43:26 You have?

43:28 Caller She's about 22 and she's my sister's friend. All right.

43:33 Adam Are you gonna get to have sex with her again?

43:35 Caller No, definitely not.

43:36 Drew Why not?

43:38 Caller Well, it's just she doesn't live here anymore. She left like that week.

43:42 Drew I think he's totally freaked out. He's 19. Freaked out?

43:46 Caller Really? In fact, you know, that's Saturday afterwards. It happened on like a Thursday. I was just... It's torn me apart inside pretty much.

43:55 Adam Having sex for two hours and not having orgasm?

43:58 Caller Well, I mean, it's just it was my first time and I just didn't know how to handle it, didn't know how to deal with it. All right.

44:05 Guest Let me just say this, do you think that the whole older thing freaked him out a little bit?

44:09 Drew No, I just think I think this is a late start, immature, anxious, a lot of issues, not horrible, but he's got to kind of experience himself in some relationships.

44:20 Adam And here's the deal, Ben, God help you if you ever get accused of a crime you didn't commit like the cops pull you in and question you because they're just going to throw the book at you. Let me just execute you right there.

44:33 Drew Guilt seems to be the primary issue that's keeping him from functioning. He's so guilty. It tore me apart. I had sex and...

44:39 Adam Yeah. Guilt tore me apart. You got to bang your sister's friend for two hours.

44:44 Drew What's the problem?

44:45 Adam Yeah, that's like 40 something outings for me. That's hard.

44:48 Drew 40,000 times more than what you'd had by that point in your life.

44:52 Adam At 19?

44:53 Guest Yeah. I know.

44:55 Adam I was in the middle of a drought. I had a huge drought from...

44:58 Drew 0 to 19?

45:01 Adam Keep going. You only got to 22. You got to actually get past the age I am now.

45:07 Drew Oh, wow.

45:07 Adam I don't plan on coming out of it for a few years.

45:10 Drew All right.

45:10 Adam Let's take ourselves a little break. Harold and Kumar, both here tonight from...

45:15 Guest Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

45:18 Adam It is out tomorrow, yo. We'll take a quick break. Am I boring you, Drew?

45:23 Drew Always.

45:24 Adam We'll be back. We'll be back after this.

45:36 Guest Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Kal Penn here tonight, John Cho.

45:44 Adam Boy, almost no syllables in these two guys' names. Good idea.

45:48 Guest Streamline.

45:52 Drew And no funky, parentally manipulated names.

45:56 Adam Yeah, they spell them the way they should spell them, except for the cow.

46:00 Guest Yeah, we've been signing the autographs. People have four or five instructions with the names. I don't like it.

46:07 Adam Yeah, I don't either.

46:08 Drew No, we hate it.

46:09 Guest Six N's, Debbie with Five I's.

46:15 Adam You've never seen me at my bigger a-hole-ness than when I'm refusing to spell Cindy with an S.

46:22 Drew Tell your parents to kiss my ass.

46:25 Adam Tell them to go home and kick your big dad in the ass. You know the worst is the parents that name their kid a name that sounds almost like a name. Like, there are people out there that are like, what's your name, Rebra? Excuse me, Debra? Is it Debra? No, no, it's not Debra, it's Rebra. It's like, okay, every single person you come in contact with for your entire life, you have to stop, hiccup, go back, fix the thing because it sounds like another name.

46:58 Guest Or they don't tell you sometimes. Like, you know, they should wear it like the thing you were saying, you should wear signifiers. You know, it's like, it's it's Jen and you write Jen, no, with a with a G.

47:09 Adam Yeah.

47:11 Drew Amy. A-I-M-E-E. Yeah.

47:14 Yeah.

47:15 Adam Listen, when I'm in charge, not only will people have to wear the badge that signifies whatever wacky and it's going to have everything on there, hey, if they got if they have a prosthetic limb that I don't know about, I want to know, I might start getting some stump humor. I want to know, because if they're wearing long pants and like muck locks, I'm not going to be able to tell. You know what I'm saying?

47:36 Guest What the hell are muck locks?

47:38 Adam Uggs.

47:40 Guest Uggs.

47:40 Adam Uggs are muck locks. All I'm saying is part of the thing is I will count names like words and there will be one spelling for that.

47:50 Drew Yes, and that's it.

47:51 Adam There's one spelling.

47:52 Drew A Geneva Convention first name.

47:54 Adam There's one spelling for different, for newspaper, for stop, for go. There's one spelling. That's all there will be for names. All the Amy's and then then we'll start working on all the Andrea's and the Andrea's in that business too. Because I'm going to you know where this came up? This came up today with the it's not that Teresa Heinz Carey. It's Teresa Heinz Carey. No, it's Teresa now, sweetie pea, we ain't your native Latvia over here. It's called the White House, not the Hungarian House. Now get in there and rattle them pots and pans. And it's Teresa while you're in there. And by the way, do we need? We're not allowed to have a foreign president. What about his wife? What about his old lady? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Think about it. Think about it. That Schwarzenegger's one step away from getting in. You know what I'm saying? It's not going to open the door for him. It's going to loosen it up. Little accent in the White House. Nice transition into Schwarzenegger slide in there. Think about it. This is it.

48:55 Drew It's good time.

48:55 Adam It's going to not open the door, but just-

48:58 Guest Jiggle it a little.

48:59 Adam You know when you're leaving and you don't want the hotel room to lock behind you and you just shove your slipper in there? That's all this is going to be. Teresa Hines.

49:07 Drew I like her too.

49:08 Adam I like her too, but it's Teresa. She gets, she's in here now. It's Teresa.

49:11 Drew So if she starts going with your version, she'll be fine.

49:15 Adam She goes by Teresa. I'm cool with her. I don't want to hurt that Teresa stuff. You understand? Teresa. All right. I may even start calling her Terry or maybe like Connie, just to confuse her.

49:25 Drew Amber, 24, Amber.

49:27 Adam Amber. You're 24.

49:30 Caller Yes, I am.

49:31 Drew Yeah, what are you doing here?

49:33 Caller My question was if you can tell whether you've had a miscarriage or if it's just regular shedding of your uterine lining by like hormone checks.

49:43 Drew It's difficult. Well, you asked three different questions there. Can you tell if you're having a miscarriage or not? Basically not, although with an early pregnancy miscarriage, obviously it's heavy bleeding and more cramping.

49:56 Caller Okay, and would like the cramping be more intense?

50:00 Drew And it's not- Listen, if you think you're pregnant and you're having bleeding and abdominal pain, it's considered a tubal pregnancy. It's all proven otherwise. So you have to be extremely careful with that sort of symptom. Told you, Kal.

50:13 Adam And God and your hairdresser really know if you're having, you know, some kind of miscarriage.

50:19 Drew What's going on?

50:21 Caller Well, I had sex with my boyfriend. Like it was a fun day actually. And the condom did slip off.

50:31 Drew Did you get the morning after pill?

50:33 Caller What was that?

50:34 Drew Did you get the morning after pill?

50:36 Caller It didn't.

50:37 How come?

50:39 Caller Cause I flew out that day and I just was busy.

50:44 Adam You know what answer I like and I'll always be acceptable on this show is the long beat and because I'm stupid. I'm fine with that. It immediately makes a person okay with me.

50:54 Drew Yeah, but still.

50:56 Adam Yeah, but still will work too. But go ahead, Amber. So you flew out, you didn't take the morning after pill. You think you might be pregnant.

51:04 Drew How long ago did this happen?

51:04 Caller I don't, I don't. I just like wonder, like I'm bleeding like a week and a half earlier than I thought I would be.

51:12 Drew How long ago did this happen? Four days ago. Yeah, it's not good. That's not good.

51:21 Adam Why?

51:21 Guest Because it's too late for the morning after pill.

51:23 Drew You know what they can do now though, is they can actually put an IUD in and try to prevent implantation.

51:28 Adam Really?

51:28 Drew Now that is an abortion maneuver.

51:30 Adam It is?

51:31 Drew Yes, that is. And I don't necessarily advocate that, but that is another option that can go up to, I think, seven days.

51:35 Adam Put an IUD in?

51:37 Drew Yeah, but that prevents implantation.

51:39 Adam Well, you consider that an abortion five days into the pregnancy?

51:43 Drew I do. You could argue that it is. Be that as it may.

51:46 Adam Go thump your Bible over there.

51:48 Drew I'm just saying, be that as it may, it's an option that people should consider. It's somebody like Amber here.

51:52 Adam All right, so Amber, let me explain something. Once every three shows, Drew opens his black notebook, he thumps through some paperwork, he never finds what he's looking for, and then he shuts it and puts it back again. So Drew, why don't you just shut it now and put it back? Because you've never found it.

52:07 Drew I brought it last night.

52:08 Adam You've never found anything in that book. All right, Amber.

52:11 Drew But the point is though, that she may not have, I've always defended the morning after pill because it's not an abortive pill. It does not cause abortion. I wanna be super clear about that and get behind that product. The other kinds of interventions that actually are causing abortions like RU486 or putting a copper T in one of these IUDs in, after the fact, that is an abortive, but some people may wanna take advantage of that.

52:32 Adam Right, but it's still not vacuuming out someone the size of Webster.

52:36 Drew No, it's not Webster. Okay.

52:37 Guest Goodness. It's not Gary Coleman.

52:39 Adam All right, thank you. Gary Coleman. Different actor. It's Emanuel Lewis. Even smaller. Gary Coleman is not a Toleman, but he's a husky man. Annie, I think he's a black belt, so he will take you down.

52:52 Drew Well, that's Vaginal Prolapse.

52:54 Adam That's true.

52:54 Guest Nice.

52:55 Adam All right, let's talk to Brianna, who has a solution to the problem of all the-

53:01 Drew How satisfying will this be?

53:02 Adam Red on a scale. Give me a scale. No, hold on, she has a solution to the problem of all the red arrows that are popping up in Los Angeles and driving me insane while I sit at intersections where the light is green and the arrow is red and there's no traffic coming and I just sit there rotting waiting to be T-boned by a drunk driver.

53:22 Drew Brianna- One being unsatisfied, 10 being very satisfying.

53:25 Adam This will be a.3, all right? I guarantee no solution and no satisfaction. Go, Brianna. What is your solution to this problem?

53:36 Caller We have blinking red so that if there's traffic on the other side, you have to wait until it clears and then once it clears, you can go.

53:43 Drew That's the middle of the night, right?

53:45 Adam Right.

53:45 Caller No, it's all time.

53:47 Adam Right, right. And you're-

53:48 Drew That's called a stop sign.

53:49 Adam You're in Michigan. You're-

53:51 Drew Blinking red is a stop sign.

53:52 Adam Oh, you're blinking red. You mean, but not all, do you have arrows?

53:56 We do.

53:58 Caller We don't have red arrows, though.

54:00 Adam You don't. You just have- Red arrows. Red arrows, your reds at a certain time will just be blank, and that means you stop and then go when it's clear.

54:07 Caller No, it's all the time. We have our left turn lanes. You have unprotected and protected left turns, and your protected left turns is a regular stop light, but it only has a green arrow, and then it has a yellow light and a red light. And once the green light goes for people to go straight or whatever, it starts flashing red and you can go-

54:31 Right, right, that's a good point.

54:32 Drew That's a left turn yield. Yeah, I know.

54:34 Adam We don't have that in this city.

54:35 Drew Pasadena has that.

54:36 Adam Not Los Angeles. We're not advanced enough. We live in a city who never stops talking about living in a desert and water conservation and every night when it rains and I'm driving home, I see the sprinklers going off by the side of the freeway because we can't even figure that goddamn thing out. Hold on a second because I'm going to get going again.

54:52 Drew No, no, after the break.

54:53 Adam No, after the break. After the break, Kal and John are both here. They're a star of Harold and Kumar, go to White Castle, we'll be right back to talk a little high tech with you after this.

55:03 Caller All right, guys, bottom line, here's the deal, looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person. One call is all you need to make, call the Dateline.

55:11 Drew 877-889-DATE.

55:17 Caller Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

55:19 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

55:31 Guest Hey, everybody, you heard it, how dare you? Wow. How dare you stereotype?

55:36 Guest That's how you brought it in, huh?

55:37 Adam Even a good stereotype. Hey, it's Loveline, everybody, Kal Penn is here tonight, John Cho here tonight, Asians are studious.

55:44 Guest Harold and Kumar.

55:46 Guest We're studying here with encyclopedias.

55:49 Guest By the way, this is a funny thing that, you know, the Asians freaking love this movie partly because there's kind of a, I've been calling it like a democracy of vulgarity. They're just like, thank God you are as stupid as I am in real life. And the Asians seem to appreciate that because we've been portrayed as so noble, you know, in films.

56:08 Adam Well, let me let me give you my take on the Asians and how they're portrayed, bridge over the river Kwai. Very noble. No, that, Drew, please, that was a wartime movie. I'm saying this, the Asians get, here's what they get. They either get the sort of super, they're either bowing with the thick glasses and the ties and all this, that sort of real businessman stereotype thing, or it's the kid with the squatted acura and the hair spiked up that almost looks like something out of a comic book. They don't have any anime, right? There's not the motorcycle Asian on the pocket rocket, the motor. They're like the recycle gang that all come pulling up with the submachine gun kind of thing. All that Fast and Furious stuff. They don't they don't portray the in between Asian.

56:51 Guest That's where we come in.

56:52 Adam Guy puts a puts a handful of gel in his hair, but just a handful, just one handful, not a very human amount of gel.

57:01 Guest Right. Right.

57:02 Adam The betweener Asian. What about it, Drew? Drew, what are we doing about it?

57:09 Guest Drew, what are we doing about it?

57:10 Adam He asked you a question, man.

57:13 Drew Answer it in clear voice.

57:15 Adam I am saying that John Cho is the in between Asian.

57:22 Guest That's a lot of pressure.

57:23 Adam He is joining the guys with the squatted accuracy and the thick glasses and hand to shake cases. And he's saying, brothers, I'm one of you and I'm bringing you two together and you are me and I'm you and I'm in between and I'm going to cash in and make a movie and then I'm going to keep the money. All right. But we're what?

57:44 Guest I'll take you to the sandwich place.

57:45 Adam That's right.

57:46 Guest And I'm treating.

57:47 Adam That's right. But just the six inch sub, not the big 12 incher. Let's not get crazy here. All right. And what about the Eastern Indians? We don't need anything out of them. We don't need any tweeners. They're bridged. They're fine.

58:01 Guest I think we're all put together.

58:02 Adam Yeah. Yeah. We're cool. All right. Let's play Germany or Florida. This is a game that's sweeping the country.

58:09 Guest Germany or Florida.

58:10 Adam Germany or Florida. Here's how it goes. All bizarre stories either come out of Germany or Florida. We hear the occult and the macabre. We hear the story and then we make the call. Is it Germany or Florida?

58:23 Drew The theme song?

58:24 Adam Lisa? I think we need to hear our theme song first. Anderson? Anderson's going number two. All right. Well, when you're done yelling at Brian, play the...

58:37 Drew Brian just screwed up so much stuff. I'm sorry. I'm halfway in the hall screaming at him. Hold on.

58:41 Okay.

58:42 Adam Well, he has a disability.

58:44 Things are sick and twisted from too much sun and Nazis, sex with and death fetishes. Both of them have got these. Guaranteed not to bore you, Germany or Florida.

58:53 And baldness is not a disability.

58:55 Adam Seemed like a long wait for a really, really bad cab. I know. But that's our theme. Lisa? Hi, baby doll.

59:06 All right, a man cut off his toes, fried them up and ate them between two slices of bread after getting high, sniffing butane gas. When ambulance men arrived, he offered to share his meal with them, saying, it tastes like chicken. Do you want some? There's still a few left over. Police said the 35 year old suddenly became very hungry after sniffing the gas and had searched all his kitchen cupboards but found nothing to eat. Grabbing a kitchen knife, he cut off his toes on his left foot and dropped them in the frying pan. The man's sister called the police when she walked into the kitchen and saw him making the toast sandwich. By the time ambulance men arrived, there was too little of the hacked off toes left and a spokesman said what there was was too badly burned to reattach. A police spokesman also added, he told the ambulance man that he had more toes than he needed and didn't think he would notice if he got rid of a few. He was taken to a hospital where he is recovering from his injuries.

59:57 Adam All right, okay, first off, I could see Dr. Scholl's phone ringing very late into the evening and this is time for him to really earn his keep.

1:00:06 Guest I'm suddenly very hungry.

1:00:07 Drew Here's the deal, he did not cut his toes up because he was suddenly hungry because of the butane.

1:00:12 Adam He was hungry, yeah.

1:00:12 Drew That is a psychotic fugue state where people do very bizarre and violent things and often are the influence of various drugs and chemicals.

1:00:19 Adam But I'll tell you what, we've had too many people joining in the same answer in Germany or Florida. I think we need to write our answers down. I'm going to write my answer down. I'm going to write down Germany.

1:00:33 The whole fuel thing, I don't know, the butane thing.

1:00:37 Guest Butane sort of Germany. The butane thing.

1:00:39 Drew Butane sort of Germany.

1:00:41 Adam Butane feels German to me.

1:00:42 Drew Feels German to me, although a lot of spokespeople.

1:00:45 Adam Well, don't say it, write it down. I'm writing Germany, go ahead.

1:00:48 Drew Spokespeople and things.

1:00:48 Adam Write yours down.

1:00:55 Adam Hold on, cover your Germany.

1:00:56 Guest I'm writing Florida secretly.

1:00:58 Adam Okay. John?

1:01:01 Guest I'm going with Germany. There's a...

1:01:03 Adam Feels Germany.

1:01:04 Guest You know, it feels German to me. The storytelling method, the kind of...

1:01:07 Drew How about the guy going for the sausages? The snossages.

1:01:10 Adam Okay.

1:01:11 Guest All right.

1:01:11 Adam We're going to reveal...

1:01:12 Guest Toast sandwich? Where's that term from?

1:01:15 Adam I'm going to reveal my Germany and you're going to reveal your Germany and then Kal will reveal his Florida and then John's going to reveal his Germany on the count of three. On the count of three.

1:01:26 Drew Germany.

1:01:27 Caller Florida. Florida.

1:01:30 Drew All right.

1:01:30 Adam Lisa?

1:01:32 Caller It's Germany.

1:01:35 Adam Wow.

1:01:36 Guest Kal, you are stupid.

1:01:38 Adam Wow. That's true. You didn't just write that down. You had that written.

1:01:41 Drew I had it written.

1:01:43 Adam All right, Lisa.

1:01:43 Drew Good story.

1:01:44 Caller All right. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Thank you. All right.

1:01:48 Adam Well, that's how you play German or Florida, buddy.

1:01:51 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:01:53 Guest Thank you. Thank you.

1:01:54 Adam You'll not be back.

1:01:54 Guest Why did I pick Florida? Yeah. I don't know.

1:01:57 Adam It's good radio. I have no good reason. Somebody, there needs to, it's no fun when everyone goes for the same.

1:02:02 Guest I just got a Florida vibe.

1:02:03 Guest Dig.

1:02:04 Adam Chelsea?

1:02:05 Guest Yes?

1:02:06 Adam You're 16? What's going on? Who's us?

1:02:13 Caller All of you. Oh.

1:02:14 Guest Thank you. Thank you.

1:02:15 Caller I listen to you guys every night.

1:02:18 Adam Thank you. That's just us.

1:02:21 Guest Although I call her.

1:02:25 Guest Seriously?

1:02:26 Caller Yes, I swear my school has a Carom Club.

1:02:28 Guest That is awesome. Where do you go to school? In Jersey?

1:02:32 Adam No, in California.

1:02:34 Guest California. What was that? Carom is a game.

1:02:37 Adam Yeah, thank you. This is perfect, by the way, because here's what happened. A few weeks ago, I posed the question, do kids play caroms today? And do younger people know what caroms are? To us, if you played caroms, that means you had bad parents because they dumped you with the schoolyard and you had three hours to burn every day after the fifth grade. And caroms is basically an opiate for latchkey kids. It's a way just to keep them busy with a stick and five bucks worth of plywood and a checker. It's a horrible game. It's pool for retards. It's basically what carom is and it can be played on a trash can. So here's the whole thing. Now, Drew said, no, I don't think kids today know what caroms are. I said, I think they do. And half the people that called new and half didn't. And we've even split you two stars of the new movie, Harold and Kumar, go to White Castle, right down the middle, opening Friday on Carom. Now, go ahead, Kal, explain to John what caroms are.

1:03:39 Guest Well, it seems a little different than the way you explain it. Carom is a board, it's a big board, a piece of plywood, and you like flick stuff into these pockets.

1:03:48 Adam It's a little stick, it's shuffleboard and pool, sort of mixed together, but not nearly as good as you're picturing.

1:03:56 Guest Yeah, we used to flick, we didn't use sticks, and the board, to get it really slick, you put powder on it.

1:04:02 Adam Right, and so you had bad parents?

1:04:04 Guest No, we played with my parents.

1:04:06 Adam Oh my god.

1:04:06 Guest Yeah, it was a family carom session.

1:04:08 Adam Better they should have molested you.

1:04:10 Guest And then they molested us. Just kidding, my parents took the edge off the caroms.

1:04:18 Adam They wanted to ease them down from the trauma of the caroms with just a little, just a little bit. All right, that's smart. All right, now Chelsea, so Chelsea's 16 and she's calling from Lodi, which is bad because...

1:04:35 Drew Is it a ghost town or something?

1:04:36 Adam Well, Creedence Clearwater Revival wrote a song about it, so you know it's not a good town because they don't write songs, happy songs about friendly cities.

1:04:44 Drew You know what I mean?

1:04:46 Adam There's a song from the 70s by Creedence called like Gay Paris. No, it's Stuck Out in Lodi again is the name of this song.

1:04:54 Drew Yeah.

1:04:55 Adam Yeah.

1:04:56 Drew And what's your question?

1:04:57 Caller Okay, my question is for Cal, actually. Okay, I watched this thing on the internet on the lonelyisland.com.

1:05:05 Guest Uh-huh.

1:05:06 Caller And you're Fred, right?

1:05:07 Guest Yes.

1:05:09 Caller I love you guys. I love. That's my favorite website in the world.

1:05:14 Guest Thank you. I thought you were going to say you put the Karen pieces in your vagina. What?

1:05:21 Adam I don't even know who this Cal is.

1:05:23 Guest The lonely island.

1:05:25 Adam Reel it in. Come on, fellas.

1:05:27 Guest The lonely island.com. That's a bunch of friends of mine from college started a website where they would upload short films that we made together or that they made. I was just in one of them. And now they're writers. They write for a lot of... They wrote for the MTV thing. We're doing something called G4 on Saturday. That sounds stupid. They're good writers. I'm really glad that you enjoyed that.

1:05:51 Caller Oh, yeah. But I wanted to know what it was like, like what they were like.

1:05:56 Guest Who?

1:05:57 Caller Like Akiva and our Andy.

1:05:59 Guest Akiva, Andy. They're great guys, you know, Yorma went to UCLA with me and Akiva, I think, went to UC Santa Cruz. Andy went to NYU film schools and just three guys who made, they're like, they're normal down earth guys.

1:06:17 Adam Chelsea, are you really in the Carom Club?

1:06:20 Caller No, I'm not in it.

1:06:22 Adam They have one. Oh, yeah.

1:06:23 Caller But we have one.

1:06:25 Adam Talk about getting tail. Yeah. I mean, once the chicks find out, you're in the Carom Club.

1:06:31 Guest Take the Carom Club to the Lonely Island website and then go see Harold and Camargo to White Castle opening tomorrow.

1:06:36 Adam Yeah.

1:06:37 Guest Nice, Cal.

1:06:39 Adam Two thumbs up and a fantastic Sawyer film, but came in second to my film, Windy City Heat at the Montreal Comedy Festival last weekend.

1:06:50 Guest I did not know that.

1:06:51 Adam I hate to say it, but we did take home the whatever award for. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle were one of the movies that were in the group. I don't like to brag. It's not my way.

1:07:04 Guest Yeah, sure.

1:07:04 Adam It's not my way.

1:07:05 Guest No, you don't like to brag.

1:07:06 Adam But I got to give my props to Windy City Heat, which has not gotten enough attention. Critically acclaimed. Very critically acclaimed. Nice. I should get you guys copies. You would love that film. All right. Drew, you saw it.

1:07:17 Drew Hysterical.

1:07:18 Adam Really?

1:07:18 Drew Laughed my ass off.

1:07:19 Adam Really?

1:07:20 Drew Most because you were behind me going, do you see that? All right.

1:07:25 Adam But I was only in five minutes.

1:07:26 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:07:28 Adam Funny though, yes?

1:07:29 Drew Very funny. Who did that?

1:07:31 Adam Windy City Heat. Windy City Heat was a movie that we produced. It's mainly Jimmy Kimmel behind it and many other names you might not recognize. I just have a small part in it and we produced it. But it is a movie about a guy who thinks he's making an action blockbuster movie, but he's not really making the movie. The movie he thinks he's starring in is called Windy City Heat, but the actual movie is the making of that movie and he has no idea that that's the movie.

1:08:06 Guest This is bizarre.

1:08:07 Adam Does it sound bizarre?

1:08:08 Drew He thinks all the cameras are sort of like a Project Greenlight thing.

1:08:11 Adam Can I just tell you, he thinks it's for the DVD. So the actual movie is that. So there's scenes of the actual movie, but it's all behind the scenes stuff and who gets the bigger trailer and the auditions and the Japanese businessmen who are coming into town or pulling the financing out and the porn, the pornographer who's from the Soviet Union, who's coming in, who has ideas for changes. Now he's bankrolling the movie and it's an incredible sort of gas lighted farce and everyone knows what they're doing and everyone is an actor, including, you know, PAs and stage hands and grips and cameramen, everyone is in on it but the star of the movie, who is the star of this movie too.

1:08:56 Guest This is loosely related but I did a movie called See This Movie, which is produced by the White Brothers and it stars Seth Meyers from Saturday Night Live and he plays the director, I play his producer and we're idiots to get into the Montreal Film Festival, BS our way into it, without a film. Oh really? And then we go to Montreal and we shot the movie at the Montreal Film Festival and it's us trying to make a movie in the week's time that we're there in the time for the screening and that's the movie and the movie is us holding a video camera.

1:09:31 Adam That's a great idea.

1:09:33 Guest It's a good movie I think, so we'll see what, I think it should be out on Comedy Central I think. Oh it is?

1:09:38 Guest When, do you know when it's coming out?

1:09:39 Guest You know, they're hedging until our movie comes out.

1:09:47 Adam I think Harold and Kumar is going to do well, A, because it's getting a good buzz, B, because it got the two thumbs up, and then C, I don't know what's coming out in the comedy genre right now.

1:09:56 Guest There's not much, especially for the next couple of weeks, no, the Village is not.

1:10:00 Guest Oh, it's not a comedy club. No, no.

1:10:02 Adam And Catwoman, which may be an unintentional comedy, is out, but I don't know what you're going up against. It seems we're like we're in some sort of dog days or doldrums or something. There's nothing out there that's inspiring anybody, and comedically, I don't think there's anything going on.

1:10:19 Drew So what I'm telling you guys is that you film sucks because there's nothing there for you.

1:10:25 Guest We'll take credit for that, too.

1:10:26 Adam Right. You're like a fat chick who's left at the bar at 4 a.m. You're going to get some action, but it's not because you're hot, just because you're the only one in there.

1:10:38 Guest A fat chick don't care.

1:10:38 Adam And you're drunk.

1:10:39 Guest Nice.

1:10:40 Adam You're loaded. But you may get that prolapsed vagina. David? You're 15?

1:10:52 Caller I have a quick question before we get started. I was wondering, are you ever going to go back to The Man Show or is that what we're doing?

1:11:01 Adam No. We're not going to go back to that. We did 100 episodes and then we decided to leave and then they decided to keep the show going and then they cancelled it.

1:11:12 Caller Oh, okay. Well, that's my question. I have a tendency to press on my urethra or whatever it is under my nut sack whenever I masturbate and I'll have a full orgasm but no semen will come out.

1:11:29 Drew Because you're pushing it, you're directing it back up into your bladder.

1:11:32 Adam It's a smokeless cigarette.

1:11:33 Drew Yeah. I like the way he describes it as a tendency. Is there any permanent damage to it? His hand drifts down to his perineum and it tends to press up with the force of it.

1:11:40 Adam He doesn't know what he's doing. Yeah. He's pressing his thumb through his anus.

1:11:44 Guest Why? Why? Why are you doing this?

1:11:46 Guest So there's no mess.

1:11:47 Guest Why?

1:11:47 Drew Well, who more is there?

1:11:48 Caller So there's no mess so I don't have to clean it up.

1:11:50 Guest Come on.

1:11:51 Caller Yeah.

1:11:52 Drew Really?

1:11:52 Guest Is that a concern?

1:11:53 Guest You haven't heard of this?

1:11:54 Guest No.

1:11:55 Guest This is the first time you're hearing of anybody doing this? Do you not talk to your friends?

1:12:00 Drew Yeah.

1:12:00 Guest Maybe my friends were different than your friends.

1:12:02 Drew What?

1:12:02 Guest You redirect?

1:12:04 Guest No, don't do that.

1:12:05 Guest Is that dangerous?

1:12:06 Drew It's not like healthy and a good thing, but it's not dangerous.

1:12:09 Adam Oh, everyone I knew was into the intro. Grady.

1:12:11 Caller Does it come back out whenever you hear it or what?

1:12:13 Drew Yeah, talk about it.

1:12:14 Guest Don't you think that's part of the charm, the release?

1:12:17 Adam It's like saying, I don't want to make a gourmet meal because I don't want to get the pans out and dirty them. It's all part of the process. The meal will be so delightful that you spending 10 minutes washing the pans will be full.

1:12:31 Guest I'm very confused with the sperm and the meal and the getting mixed up.

1:12:34 Adam Here's the thing too, Drew, and don't correct me because I know I'm right about this. You do this enough, this retrograde stuff, the semen does not get absorbed, it does not get pushed out the urethra, it will come out and it will come out at once and it will come out 20 years from now and it will be during a business meeting and gallons will come out. I'm talking like a 55-gallon drum of semen from the thousands of times you did it since the 9th grade to now, now you're 33, you're a successful businessman, looks like you're getting a promotion, you're in a three-piece suit, Mr. Jenkins has just called you over to his office, pow, floodgates open all over him.

1:13:15 Guest It comes out of your nose, right?

1:13:17 Drew Everywhere, every orifice and it sprays out too, like a fire hydrant, that's right, that's right.

1:13:24 Guest And then buddy, then you gotta use all the tissues that you could have used, that you just ejaculated properly.

1:13:30 Adam Right, no, you use tissue with interest, you will actually, you're using 9.6% more tissues than you would have used, absolutely, but you save, no you don't save on lube, that's a push, that's a push.

1:13:43 Drew I don't mean to correct that, but it's usually when you're meeting the in-laws for the first time.

1:13:47 Adam When you're meeting the in-laws, that's right.

1:13:49 Guest I'm very impressed with this guy though too, the amount of, the thought, yeah, the technical, yeah, to imagine that. Yeah, that's masterful buddy.

1:13:57 Adam And here's, let me tell you my aim and firing. Let's do my thing with the process of masturbation. I don't like anything that I have to do right at the moment of impact. That for me lessens the experience. I don't care if someone's ringing the doorbell or light flicks on and off. I don't want to have to do anything, something. I don't want, that's my moment. I need like three seconds of zen there where I'm doing nothing but beating off.

1:14:26 Guest It's like taking a picture when you're meeting the president. You want to focus on that moment instead of getting your camera out and doing the whole thing, posing. Right, right.

1:14:36 Adam And when you're shaking his hand and you got your arm around, you don't want some guy going, hey, hey, hey, over here, hey, over here, you just want to take that, take the shot. That's right. And it will last forever.

1:14:45 Guest You're like, this is Michael Dukakis. I can't believe it. That's what you want to be like.

1:14:49 Adam That's right.

1:14:51 Guest I'm sorry.

1:14:52 Guest You chose Dukakis?

1:14:53 Guest I don't know.

1:14:54 Adam All right. Let's take ourselves a break. But the idea that you're actually having to fish around yourself and actually do something is like-

1:15:00 Drew You're reaching up under your nuts and pushing on the, you have to hit square in the middle of the perineum. I mean, and you got to push hard. Yeah.

1:15:06 Adam Why don't you just floss?

1:15:07 Drew Right.

1:15:07 Guest Are you using the other hand or using the same hand that-

1:15:10 Adam Wait a minute. Where is he? He's doing it. It's what he's doing.

1:15:14 Guest Does he have a friend?

1:15:17 Adam Yeah.

1:15:17 Guest He doesn't.

1:15:18 Adam No, for me, it's a two-maner. When I go for retrograde, I use a midget's skull and he actually pushes up on his toes and forces. And I have to find a guy who's the right size too, because if he pushes too hard, I will prolapse. I will regularly prolapse. Yes, it's true.

1:15:39 Guest Wow, the interview, wow.

1:15:41 Guest I'm literally a millionaire.

1:15:43 Adam I can afford it. He's safe. He's undercover. He actually wears a Prussian helmet, Drew. That's how he does it. I've actually taken a Prussian helmet, it's the German type of helmet, the point on the top of it, and I actually put a tennis ball on it, like an old woman's walker. And then I use a midget to go up on his toes right at the moment, and in my...

1:16:07 Drew It kind of worries you, with your nuts, the way they hang down, I had you get the proper leverager to get them out of the way.

1:16:13 Adam I use a bunch, I use another midget to hold them out of the way, and the code word is liftoff. When he hears liftoff, that means it's up on the toes.

1:16:23 Drew And nuts out of the way.

1:16:24 Adam And nuts out of the way. Yeah, liftoff is the call. It's a circus. Oh, no, I got another guy working the VCR remote. I got the hole. It's a three, it's a four manner.

1:16:35 Drew It's one guy downstairs making a sandwich.

1:16:36 Adam One guy, one guy's in the kitchen. Yeah, I'm like Elvis. He's frying up the bananas with the peanut butter, and I got one guy who's solely devoted to the forehead. He blats me like a surgeon. Yeah. Like a surgeon. I can nurse in there and they just get in there.

1:16:52 Guest Yeah, it's a four or five man gig.

1:16:54 Caller Yeah. We just got a call. We're going to need a midget apology for the midget community.

1:16:58 Adam I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Little people. Thank you. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Kal Penn, John Cho.

1:17:32 Drew Yo.

1:17:32 Adam Here tonight, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

1:17:37 Drew John, what'd you say about Asians?

1:17:40 They love to study.

1:17:42 Adam They love that man. Nothing wrong with them. They're good people. I defend them all the time, yes?

1:17:47 Drew It's true.

1:17:48 Adam All right. The movie's coming out tomorrow. That is Friday. That is nationwide. It's not one of these artsy things. It's coming out in Chicago, New York.

1:17:58 Guest It is coming out.

1:17:59 Adam It's coming out everywhere. What was the budget on this film?

1:18:02 Guest Nine million dollars. So it's a relatively small budget for big movie standards. Yeah, we actually didn't know when we were shooting it if it was gonna get a release or what type of release it was getting.

1:18:11 Adam It seems, it's PG, right?

1:18:14 Guest It is a hard R.

1:18:17 Adam Oh, is it?

1:18:17 Guest Oh yeah.

1:18:19 Drew I can't take my kids.

1:18:20 Adam Yeah, you can.

1:18:21 Drew How old are your kids?

1:18:23 Adam They're four. They're 11 now?

1:18:27 Guest You know, actually, I've been saying it is a hard R, but there is a kind of, you know, it's not for violence. You know, it's not for.

1:18:32 Adam No, it's language.

1:18:33 Guest Which seems to be the thing with America. We're like, we'll let kids see violence.

1:18:38 Drew Yeah, what's wrong with that?

1:18:40 Adam Yeah, right.

1:18:41 Guest But everything else is off limits. You know what I mean? But we're flipped. I feel like we take it to the max on everything else. Nudity, drugs, language, but.

1:18:48 Drew But really, the awful impulse that dads have is, well, I'll bring my sons.

1:18:52 Adam You'll bring the sons without the daughter? Yeah, listen, my dad brought me to see, he didn't bring me, he went to see Pepe on and he was too cheap to hire a babysitter when I was like eight. And I was most, I still have nightmares. Really wake up screaming. Steve McQueen is locked in French Guiana and like on Devil's Island. It's a true story. He's in lockdown. He's eating cockroaches. There's gay sex. There's guys getting their heads cut off. He should have just brought me to see Caligula. He really should have. It would have been better. At least I would get half a boner out of it. You know what it's like when you're eight years old and there's a scene where the guy removes the mosquito net, slides his hand down the shorts of the next guy and puts a flower in his mouth like you're eight, and you're like, holy Christ, what the hell is this? Why is that guy touching that other guy? Why did he put that flower in his mouth? Another guy gets his head cut off. Steve McQueen keeps getting tossed down into the hole. Ah, it's like violent and weird and long, and I should sue my dad. I really should. I'm gonna sue him.

1:19:56 Guest That was a trend for a while.

1:19:58 Adam Suing your parents, yeah. I'm gonna sue my parents. That's my thing.

1:20:02 Guest Do it.

1:20:02 Adam I'm gonna do it.

1:20:03 Guest You're doing it for Gary Coleman.

1:20:04 Adam You know what, though? I'm gonna do a class action lawsuit against them. Everybody who comes in contact with me has to hear me constantly whine about what an ass my dad is and how cheap he is.

1:20:15 Drew Imagine what they owe me.

1:20:17 Adam Oh, Drew. Oh, humanity. The heartache. Oh. Seeing me in this condition. What about the people who are around me? The stewardesses who I get drunk with or the pirates against. All the little people. All the people, all the critiques and the criticisms. All the anger that was really meant for the family that just gets vented out in the society. You, the people who listen to the show, you'd be in on it. Any guests on the show? All the critiques and the criticisms. The negativity. You guys, everyone would be included.

1:20:46 Drew Look at Chris.

1:20:47 Adam Everybody is like, oh, Chris. What about all those attacks? Remember I've lashed out against you going to junior college at 27 and only taking one class and still living at home? That's because my mom went to LA Valley College for 30 years. All that energy, that's all meant for her. That's all meant for her. That is.

1:21:03 Guest But you could get in on some of that.

1:21:05 Adam But I do need a warm up, buddy.

1:21:06 Guest Mike Schnell, Mike Schnell.

1:21:08 Adam Okay, but you know what I'm saying? You get in on that. Okay, everyone's in on it. Here's the unfortunate part. My dad doesn't have any money. I'm leasing him a car. So I think maybe we could take the car and lease him.

1:21:21 Drew We could get to you and you're a millionaire. That's what we'll do.

1:21:26 Guest You're a literal millionaire.

1:21:27 Adam I'm literally a millionaire. So we'll sue my dad, use the Corolla name as a bridge to me and my bank account and empty that out. Everyone's in and everyone's a winner.

1:21:36 Guest This is a great plan.

1:21:38 Adam Yeah.

1:21:40 Guest I'm confused.

1:21:41 Adam We gotta get to work on this.

1:21:44 Caller Yeah.

1:21:44 Adam You're 25. What's up?

1:21:48 Caller My boyfriend is not interested in sex as much as I am.

1:21:52 Drew What's he wanna do? When does he, how often does he want to have sex?

1:21:59 Caller Like once or twice a month.

1:22:02 Drew And what would you like to have?

1:22:03 Caller I like it every day.

1:22:05 Drew And did it always be, was it always at this level or did it used to be sort of more on his game?

1:22:10 Caller It was more before.

1:22:11 Drew How long you guys been going out? So the first year, how often, she's 25. She's 25. He's how old?

1:22:20 Caller 29.

1:22:21 Drew And during that first year, how often were you guys having sex?

1:22:24 Caller Probably three, five times a week at least.

1:22:26 Drew And suddenly it dropped way off. How's the relationship going?

1:22:30 Caller It's going pretty good.

1:22:32 Drew Is he on medication? No, him, is he on medication?

1:22:38 Caller Oh, no.

1:22:40 Adam Well, you say he wants to sleep.

1:22:43 Caller Yeah, he's tired all the time.

1:22:46 Is he working crazy hours?

1:22:48 Adam Is he depressed?

1:22:49 Caller I don't know, he's very stressed out.

1:22:53 Drew Is he working crazy hours?

1:22:56 Caller Maybe eight to 10 hours a day.

1:22:59 Caller He's been stressed out at work and at home.

1:23:01 Drew What's going on at home?

1:23:09 Guest Does he live at home?

1:23:11 Caller Yeah.

1:23:12 Drew Chris, you should call out you.

1:23:13 Adam Chris, take your headphones off. I gotta talk about, guys, your peers. Your people, he's still living at home? He's 29? He's 29, he works eight to 10 hours a day?

1:23:25 Caller Yeah, about that.

1:23:29 Adam So he's putting in like a 45, 50 hour week and he's still living at home at 29? What's up, yeah.

1:23:34 Guest Yeah, what does he do for a living?

1:23:36 Caller MIT.

1:23:42 Adam All right, so he makes a good living, right? Why is he living at home?

1:23:47 Guest Is he taking care of his parents, his extended family?

1:23:49 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

1:23:53 Adam What's that?

1:23:54 Caller He has no choice, he, yeah.

1:23:56 Adam Well, what do you mean he has no choice? He's 29, can he move out and float his parents a couple of ducats every month?

1:24:05 Guest All right, hold on a second.

1:24:07 Drew Yeah, this is handball against the curtains kind of thing.

1:24:11 Adam Lori is like either high or just sort of jacked up or doesn't track real well or something.

1:24:17 Drew It feels like depression to me.

1:24:18 Adam Yeah, and-

1:24:19 Drew She's not angry, she's not giving me that one.

1:24:21 Adam She's not angry, but there's a ringing process to get information out of her.

1:24:25 Drew It feels like an energy, like having to pull, keep it, like I'm dragging her forward. Yeah, yeah, like- Maybe he feels that way too.

1:24:31 Adam I think if I were around her, I want to escape her gravitational pull. Like if she was on one side of the house, I'd go the other. If she was first floor, I'd go down the basement. Yeah, there's something profoundly sad and depressing about Lori. Lori. Yeah. What's up, baby? You depressed?

1:24:52 Drew She's on Selexa.

1:24:53 Adam Or what happened to you? Were you abused?

1:24:56 Caller No. No, I just had a lot of up and down depression in and out of depression for like...

1:25:02 Adam Big gal?

1:25:03 Caller Seven years.

1:25:04 Adam You a big gal?

1:25:06 Caller No.

1:25:07 Adam No. What size are you?

1:25:08 Caller I'm a 110.

1:25:11 Adam 110. Five, six. That's morbidly obese in this town. Yeah, we gotta have you about 30 pounds if you're over five, five.

1:25:22 Drew What's all the depression about?

1:25:29 Adam By the way, five, six, 110 is waify.

1:25:33 Caller Yeah, it is.

1:25:34 Guest You could put on a couple pounds.

1:25:35 Caller That's normal for me. I've always been that way.

1:25:39 Drew This is something really missing here. You've got this relationship where you can't connect and he's not having sex with you and he's preoccupied with his family and work and you're lonely and depressed and yet you're in a relationship that's unsatisfying to you.

1:25:53 Adam What's going on? Do you have any kids? No.

1:25:56 Drew Why not end this relationship and start a different one?

1:26:00 Caller I'm unemployed. I've been looking for a job for two years.

1:26:04 Drew How about ending years?

1:26:06 Caller Two and a half.

1:26:08 Drew All right, inertia.

1:26:09 Adam Laurie, here's the thing. I don't know why he works in the computer field and works 50 hours a week and can't make a living and is 29. I don't know why you can't find a job for two years. I don't know why you're profoundly depressed.

1:26:23 Drew And I don't know why you don't end this relationship that's not working.

1:26:25 Adam I don't know why you can't end this thing either. But here's the deal, baby doll. You're calling from San Francisco?

1:26:30 Drew Lots of people.

1:26:30 Adam Best city in the world. Just dump the guy. You're 25. Maybe get your medication adjusted. You know what you need? You need long walks and classical music and some push-ups. And you know what?

1:26:40 Guest You need to pick yourself.

1:26:42 Adam Listen to me. You're wallowing in your own self-loathing. You need to pick yourself up by your own bootstraps, Wee P. And kick yourself in the ass with that third boot.

1:26:51 Drew The shaman can help her out a little bit. Yeah, hey. You think?

1:26:54 Adam No, no, he's a gynecologist. Come on, Lori, stop it. Let's go now. 25, dump this guy, screw him. He's living at home. You don't need him. All right. Wait, hold on. Is there a, I'm sorry. Hold your ears, guys. Chris, hold your ears, too. Is there some crazy nationality at work here that we need to know about?

1:27:15 Guest I was gonna ask that, but I was a little scared to ask.

1:27:20 Adam Because white people can't wait to move out and get away from their parents, true? How fast? You wanna get out of the house at 14, right? I wanna get out of the house. When I came out of the vagina, I just started running. I just started sprinting for the door and then I felt the embryonic cord grab me, the umbilical cord just grabbed me and tugged me, slingshot me back into my mother. And that's when the depression set in.

1:27:41 Drew So, Lori, is there some cultural issues here?

1:27:44 Adam Start heading for the door.

1:27:45 Drew Lori? Yes? Are there some cultural manifestations here that we can still about? His side, which is what?

1:27:52 Caller His parents are very, they kind of treat him like a slave.

1:28:00 Guest I got a little bit of a theory going on here with this cat. This dude is like, he's working for his parents, basically. He's living his life for his folks. This girl, this girl, what's that?

1:28:11 Adam Hold on a second. Hey, you know what I love about Lori? Ironically, when you're asking her a question, it takes her 20 minutes to get it out. And then when a guest comes up with a theory, she's got a shoehorn in halfway. Shut up, go.

1:28:22 Guest This girl seems like a bit of a drag, if I may say so.

1:28:25 Adam Oh my God. This is an anchor with fecal matter rubbed on it.

1:28:30 Drew Maybe he's a really enmeshed guy with a family, doesn't know how to break relationships.

1:28:34 Guest This guy is Mr. Obligation. I've started this relationship and I will see this through. She is unattractive to me. She is a drag.

1:28:44 Drew I don't know how to end it.

1:28:45 Adam I will make her end it. There's a lot of people, by the way, who will just, they won't quit their job. They'll get fired by screwing up enough so the boss finally fires them. And she's the boss that won't fire the horrible employee who's been caught stealing many times and Xeroxing his ass and urinating in the sink.

1:29:03 Drew Getting a little cathartic out of him, please.

1:29:05 Adam I think of the sink part, that cathartic.

1:29:07 Drew The ass of the Xeroxing machine.

1:29:09 Adam What is his nationality?

1:29:16 All right.

1:29:16 Adam Let's just break up with him, would you?

1:29:18 All right.

1:29:20 Adam And don't call the show anymore. And treat yourself, would you? Take care of yourself. Take your medication.

1:29:27 Pep up.

1:29:28 Adam Let's go. No, no, stop that. Stop that. Here's what I'm saying. There are people out there that are genuinely depressed and have a reason to be depressed. And then there are those for which depression has become a lifestyle and it's almost more comfortable for them.

1:29:45 Guest It's almost a personality characteristic.

1:29:47 Adam And it becomes sort of a crutch in a sense. And you get to feel like they kind of like the sympathy and they kind of enjoy the miserable lifestyle. And then they end up making everyone around them miserable. To those people who are not abused, who are not, who not have chemical imbalances, who are not have problems that are so great that they had a little therapy and a little change of lifestyle couldn't help.

1:30:10 Drew Those are the people who just make change.

1:30:12 Adam Start doing it.

1:30:12 Drew Yeah, just go and change.

1:30:13 Adam Feel free, start juicing, start juicing.

1:30:16 Go run and walk.

1:30:18 Adam Start juicing, do you hear me, everybody? You take that, let me tell you something, everybody. You take that carrot juice, you mix it with some of that beet juice, some fresh pressed apple juice, take a couple shots of wheatgrass, you put on a little Tchaikovsky and you take a long walk. And all of a sudden, depression just melts away. And so do the pounds. Everything melts away and you get the prolapse rectum. I'm just saying, stop feeling sorry for yourself. Get out and do something. A little exercise is a good place to start. Breaking a sweat, breaking a sweat gets you going. She needs to break a sweat. She's still here?

1:30:55 Drew No, we got rid of her. Adam told her never to call the show and she killed herself.

1:31:00 Adam Just take your meds and start walking. No, we're not taking, we're not walking. They're walking. You put on some classical music, start juicing and start walking, Drew. I'm doing a show. Dana? Dana, you're 22. You're calling from Bakersfield. Oh. Worse than Lodi.

1:31:18 Caller Wow, wow.

1:31:19 Adam Yeah, Bakersfield's a hellhole.

1:31:20 Caller Wow.

1:31:20 Adam It is a dump. What's going on here? Your dad's in jail.

1:31:25 Caller I'm not exactly sure if he's in jail or he's out.

1:31:27 Caller I don't know where he is, if he is.

1:31:28 Drew Good times.

1:31:29 Adam You don't know where he is.

1:31:29 Guest So you're close.

1:31:30 Adam Here's the thing about Bakersfield. Your dad, you could be in jail and still be the mayor. Because everyone in Bakersfield is incarcerated.

1:31:37 Guest So you have to...

1:31:39 Adam Oh yeah, horrible town. Go ahead, Dana.

1:31:41 Caller I was just wondering if I unconsciously messed up my life or do bad things just happen to me?

1:31:48 Drew No, you...

1:31:48 Adam Oh, now hold on. That's complicated.

1:31:50 Guest We gotta take a little break.

1:31:51 Adam I got a juice, I got a walk. I got to listen to a Mozart. Yes, Drew?

1:31:55 Drew Tchaikovsky.

1:31:56 Adam Oh yeah. Well, oh, you should see how I spelled that the other day. Oh, boy, was that scary. You want to know what a retard I am? You should've seen that written down. Let's take ourselves a little break. What do you say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, everybody.

1:32:16 Guest That's right.

1:32:16 Adam Tomorrow. And it's starting in like 18 minutes. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back. Drew, what are women most attracted to? Confident guys. That's right. You can't buy that confidence. At least you couldn't until now.

1:32:35 Drew What do we got?

1:32:36 Adam You got Axe, the Oterian Body Spray.

1:32:38 Drew Oh my God.

1:32:38 Adam Spray that on, it's like slathering on the confidence. Hey, everybody. Don't you hate when the show is interrupted with the show?

1:32:53 Drew I do. Well, no, it interrupts our conversation.

1:32:56 Adam Kal Penn here tonight, also John Cho, from Harold and Hugh Markle to White Castle, coming out tomorrow, everybody. Nationwide.

1:33:06 Drew Do it.

1:33:07 Adam Along with Drew's book, When Vicodin Kills.

1:33:10 Drew When Oxycontin Kills.

1:33:12 Adam When it, whatever it is.

1:33:14 Drew When painkillers become dangerous.

1:33:15 Adam Go out and get it.

1:33:16 Drew I'm doing it.

1:33:16 Adam Go out and get that book.

1:33:18 Drew I gotta do Good Morning America.

1:33:19 Guest It sounds a little bit like a Judy Blom book.

1:33:20 Drew I gotta do it at four in the morning and then I gotta do a radio tour for two hours.

1:33:24 Guest Oh, we're doing the radio tour tomorrow. We're doing the same thing, yeah.

1:33:27 Drew I'll probably be tag teaming you guys to some of this. You doing it in a studio or for phones?

1:33:31 Guest Studio.

1:33:32 Adam Where are you doing it?

1:33:33 Guest Some place in Santa Monica, I don't know.

1:33:35 Adam That just blows.

1:33:37 Drew You'll be up in three hours.

1:33:38 Guest This is, I'm going through the coffee regret. You know, there's that delicate balance all through the day. How much, how little?

1:33:45 Drew Just main line it tomorrow morning. In three hours.

1:33:48 Adam To what time, what time? Drew, what time do you get up?

1:33:51 Drew I'll get up at 3.40 and I will be wrapped about 8.30.

1:33:55 Adam 3.40.

1:33:56 Guest John, what time?

1:33:58 Adam What time, Kal?

1:33:59 Guest I think we're getting up at 4.30.

1:34:00 Adam 4.30. All right, here's what I want everyone to do. Set your alarm for 4.10. Wake up, see how horrible you feel. See how dark it is outside. Realize that John and Kal and Drew are all up brushing their teeth and putting on deodorant. Just sit up for a second, take a couple of beats and then flop back into bed and pull the blanket over your head because it's all a relative thing. It's like, it feels so, I love, I drew, what time again? 3.45. I'll tell you what I might do. I might just stay up until 3.45 just so I can just be awake when you're getting up and then I'm gonna go, man, I'm gonna go turn it. No, you know what? I'm gonna beat off, then I'm gonna turn it in.

1:34:38 Guest But don't forget to retrograde. To wear the helmet.

1:34:40 Adam With the Prussian helmet and the tennis ball.

1:34:42 Guest Wow, you pay those guys over 10. They're gonna be there at three in the morning.

1:34:45 Adam Lift off! By the way, is there any ball used for more things than what it was made for than a tennis ball? Like when you're on, when you go do a shoot, it's on the bottom of the camera that's on the boom, you know, the grandmother's walker has it. Sometimes you'll see the canes. At the end, if anything sharp will be a hole, it's using like fishing and stuff. Tennis ball for dogs using the hell out of the tennis ball. What, what more than the tennis ball?

1:35:15 Drew More use than anything.

1:35:16 Adam Really? Not only the ball category may kick the ass of even Vaseline or duct tape.

1:35:24 Guest Ooh, I don't know, brother.

1:35:26 Adam No, you're right.

1:35:26 Guest Duct tape.

1:35:27 Adam Right, right. You may be right. I work with a guy who fashioned a wallet out of duct tape. That's how good it is. Dana?

1:35:36 Drew So you're wondering if you-

1:35:38 Adam Your dad's in jail.

1:35:39 Caller I'm not sure if he's in jail.

1:35:41 Drew You've had a tough upbringing.

1:35:42 Adam All right, your sister died.

1:35:43 Caller Yeah, my sister passed away. And five days after that, my son was born.

1:35:48 Adam Oh, okay. And-

1:35:50 Caller I couldn't be really sad about my sister dying because I had a newborn child.

1:35:57 Drew Well, Dana, the extraordinary thing about the human being is that when we have traumatic experiences, particularly when we're growing up, we have this uncanny ability to be attracted to people who will reenact those traumas with us. It's an unbelievable, bizarre inclination that humans have, which is this repetition compulsion of unpleasant and traumatic experiences.

1:36:17 Guest Do we repeat, we get to the, we sort of recreate the circumstances. Do we try to change it? Is that what the situation is?

1:36:23 Drew We don't know what we're doing. All we know is it feels good and we're attracted to these sorts of situations. Yeah. It's more of a drive and an attraction. It's like, think of people that will have to be with guys that are abusive. They don't know the guy's abusive. He seems like a nice guy, but he's just attracted to him.

1:36:37 Adam No, I was like, hey, it's just a midget and a Prussian helmet. Little did I know.

1:36:42 Drew Lift off.

1:36:42 Adam Little did I know. I didn't know. Do I seem like another guy?

1:36:47 Drew I'm just wondering what the original trauma was.

1:36:48 Adam All right, Dana, what was the original trauma?

1:36:50 Drew No, for you.

1:36:51 Adam Oh, for me?

1:36:52 Guest I will say this, can we just say this? The cowl in the movie, Harold and Guma Go to White Castle.

1:36:56 Guest You're taking it there?

1:36:58 Guest He has sex with a bag of weed.

1:37:00 Guest Yes.

1:37:01 Guest And inside that bag of weed is a little person. And it's one of my favorite sequences, man.

1:37:08 Adam See it for the Hump the Kilo scene. Hey, Dana, what was your original trauma other than being raised in Bakersfield?

1:37:18 Caller I wasn't really raised.

1:37:19 Caller I just lived in Bakersfield now.

1:37:21 Adam So you're punishing yourself.

1:37:23 Caller Yeah.

1:37:24 Drew That's part of reenactment.

1:37:26 Adam What happened? Yeah, did your dad abusive?

1:37:29 Caller No, my dad was actually like the good parent.

1:37:32 Adam Oh, the one who may be in the joint or maybe somewhere else?

1:37:36 Caller Yeah, my mom was the one that like emotionally and physically abused me.

1:37:39 Adam How come you don't have any contact with the good parent?

1:37:43 Caller He went to jail and then he just disappeared.

1:37:46 Adam Yeah, it happens to a lot of good dads. Especially the good ones. They go to the joint, they just, they lose contact. They're no fault of their own, except for the crime they committed. What's that, Dana?

1:37:56 Caller He was just the better parent.

1:37:58 Adam Right, it's a relative thing.

1:37:59 Caller Yeah.

1:37:59 Adam You had horrible, so junkie felon dad seemed like the good one. Compared to horrible, wicked witch mom.

1:38:07 Caller Yeah.

1:38:08 Adam All right, and by the way, don't have any more kids, please. No. Please, please no more kids.

1:38:14 Caller I wanna have a hysterectomy, but they said I'm too young.

1:38:18 Drew Just use birth control, all right?

1:38:20 Guest This girl is so weird.

1:38:21 Caller I'm on the shot.

1:38:22 Adam Okay, good. Now, the guy who sired your child, is he anywhere around?

1:38:28 Caller He disappeared when I was three months pregnant.

1:38:30 Drew Shocking. Of course.

1:38:31 Adam Okay, probably best, probably bad guy.

1:38:33 Drew The question is, is she creative, bad things just happen? You creative. Even if they're just happening, they're happening by virtue of the fact that you're putting yourself in environments where they're apt to happen.

1:38:44 Adam Right, so here's the deal. You were almost hobbled at birth by your horrible parents. You have an injury, you must rehab. Yes. That's about therapy, that's about making good decisions on behalf of you and behalf of your child.

1:38:58 Drew On walking and Tchaikovsky. Watching the White Castle.

1:39:04 Adam I swear, I love the juicing. I swear, listen, I swear to Christ, people do not have the facilities to go. First off, I don't think they allow therapists.

1:39:13 Drew I would touch this one call.

1:39:14 Adam No, no, here's, you talked them off the air. Here's my point, here's my point. People don't have 90 bucks an hour to hand to a guy with a tweed jacket and a bad comb over. They don't have it.

1:39:25 Drew 12 step.

1:39:26 Adam Again, 12 step, like I said, just start getting up early and exercising. Just sort of, here's what you need to do. You need to get used to sort of master yourself. Structure and mastery. It's like, I don't feel like jogging five miles a day. I'm gonna do bad, I'm gonna do it. Start breaking yourself down a little. I wanna eat, I wanna eat this piece. I wanna eat a cream puff. No, I'm not gonna do it, I'm gonna eat an apple. Just start breaking yourself. Start disciplining yourself. Start getting yourself to do the right things instead of the wrong things. You'll have a good life. But you gotta master yourself. All right, I'm gonna get the midget with the tennis ball.

1:40:02 Drew You're gonna master yourself tonight.

1:40:03 Adam That's right. What time?

1:40:05 Drew It's liftoff time.

1:40:06 Adam 3.45.

1:40:07 Guest 3.45.

1:40:08 Adam That's where the countdown begins.

1:40:09 Guest Wow, we really all know when he's doing it.

1:40:12 Adam We have ignition. Yes, we do.

1:40:13 Drew He didn't say which time that will be, by the way.

1:40:18 Adam I'll be going for the hat trick around 3.45. We'll take a quick break. We'll be, get it hat trick with the, yeah, thank you. We'll be, shut up. Where are you going, Drew? Sit down, you're not going anywhere. All right, we gotta take a break. We'll be right back.

1:40:34 Caller Alright guys, here's the deal.

1:40:36 Caller You looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:40:39 Guest One call is all you need to make.

1:40:41 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:40:42 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:40:44 Caller Call the Dateline.

1:40:57 Guest Experience the Axe Effect.

1:41:17 Caller Well that's it.

1:41:19 Adam I want to thank John and Cal for coming in here tonight. You guys were a delight.

1:41:23 Guest Thanks. Thanks for having us.

1:41:24 Guest Thank you. Thank you.

1:41:26 Adam Bushy, broad-eyed and bushy-tailed kids. I like that. Not depressed at all.

1:41:32 Guest No.

1:41:33 Adam Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, everybody, coming out tomorrow. I want to thank phone screener Brian for doing a wonderful job for just about every night, so for the night, evidently. Engineer Anderson, the magic finger one, and the Liberace of the potentiometer is doing a fantastic job. I want to thank engineer Chris for doing a great job and really stretching that 10 bucks an hour he gets on his show every night. I mean, $20 before taxes. And still coming in here and doing a wonderful job. I want to thank junior, junior producer, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior producer, Lauren, for doing a great job. And of course, producer Ann for booking great guests and being on top of the scene all week. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew's saying, Mahalo. We'll take a quick break. Am I boring you, Drew?

1:42:22 Drew Always.

1:42:24 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:42:28 Guest The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold.

1:42:38 Caller Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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